Thursday, May 5, 2016

Meeting

Now that we're all present and accounted for, shall we begin the meeting?

Get that little snot to quit starin' at me.

DON'T BE MEAN, RIDLEY. AFTER ALL,  YOU DID KILL HIM.

Man, that wasn't even-

You did what!? I knew you were a sick freak, but this is-

Gentlemen- Miss Chapman- can we please...

Um, can I just ask what exactly am I doing here?

S'what we're all just dying to know, lapdog.

And if you lot would can it, I might be able to explain why I've brought you here.

By all means, explain away, Cryptkeeper.

The problem is with you.

Come again?


The other you.

OH YES, HOW I MISS THAT BASTARD.


Quite obviously I no longer have any control over MY body or I wouldn't be wasting time with you knuckleheads. I can't be held accountable for what that joker does.

Don't play dumb, Ridley. He's doing exactly what you created him to do.

The hell? What is she doing here? I thought she was just a figment of my colleague's unhinged imagination.

That's because I was only assigned to watch over him.  Until you lot got yourselves into a mess and I had to intervene... more directly.

And here I thought it that was just Blackwelder screwing around with us.

We haven't got those kinds of resources. At least, my version hadn't.
  
I CAN SENSE THE CHILD.

Impossible. He wouldn't have brought her here.

Unless they were both brought here, of course.

OH, ART THOU PLOTTING SOMETHING?

What the hell are you all talking about?

For once I actually agree with my cousin. Why exactly are we here?

You all must pay for your sins.

In due time I assure you, you may extract the utmost of vengeance on all the sinners. Myself included. At the moment, however, I still have need of these pieces.

Someone make this thing stop looking at me. Dammit who took my gun?

But wouldn't it be with... the other guy? Since you don't have a physical body and all.

Look who just got all clever. 

You shall suffer the most, Ridley.

What is this shit?

People, and I use that term loosely, if you would all simply allow me to explain what is to be our business.

I thought that's what we were all waiting on, but you seem determined to allow every conceivable interruption to stop you.

Thank you, Miss Chapman, you are most helpful.

I have no business with you, Jaluha. As yet. I bid you farewell.

As yet. Damned bastard. Now, if you all will just...

What the shit is that!

Still glad I don't have my gun? Send me the hell out of this place.

THE CONVERGENCE WILL BE GLORIOUS!

Aaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

Holy shit!

Everyone here is dead, how the fuck can it even do that?

Oh dear, and here I had such plans for the poor fool. Alas. Everyone, get over here, we'll finish these proceedings some other time.