It really isn't polite the way you've kept your fans waiting so long.
I'm sure they're just dying to know what you've been up to these last two months.
Personally, I can't wait to hear what kind of ridiculous spin you put on everything that's gone on.
Rest assured, boys and girls, this isn't nearly over yet. We have so many things to show you before all is said and done. So sit tight and wait for the show to begin again.
I've a feeling we shan't be disappointed.
Your humble servant,
On Your Way to Oblivion