Alright.
I know what you fuckers are playing at.
"Let's move Ridley over half a continent and cut off his access to the
Road, ho ho ho, it is to laugh. Stupid nigger."
Well here's one for you. After skinning the motel manager alive and sodomizing his cat, I proceeded to rob a liquor store, shooting six people and making off with as much fine alcohol as I could stuff into that guy's Corvette. The police will find your boy Leroy's prints all over the location and be suitably puzzled. In case you were wondering, he went missing because OBLIVION moved him and he stayed missing because he ran into me. Since CAPSALOT seems to have become your lapdog, you might have known that but I thought I'd provide a more credible source.
Hmm, I wonder what happened to that shipment that was supposed to reach the Ark seven years ago?
Since I now had a free motel room to stay at, and more alcohol than I could possibly drink myself, I decided to throw myself a party. So I cruised down to the local middle school and picked up some chickadees to bring on back. They were a little shy at first but they eventually got into it. Too bad they're now decorations. I made a lot of noise, and may have shot up a few of the other guests on way out, so the police should be dutifully informed. They'll also find buddy Leroy's prints all over the room along with his company ID card, some internal company documents and a not insignificant amount of coke. The docs might be from another reality so won't release anything informative, but I'm sure you'll have fun cleaning up the mess anyhow.
Stupid fucks.
Man, what an adventure you've had Riddles, through your undying devotion to our Tall Friend: you've stumbled onto World War 2 Conspiracies, got to witness powerful relics and learn from them, participated in many a great,blood pumping fights and encounters.
ReplyDeleteAnd then finally you've decided to stop being a brainless puppet, that took orders from our Tall Friend, which, honestly, I was surprised that you even lasted that long under his service, considering you went off the rails so many times.
And now, all you do with your freedom, with all that knowledge, is just get piss drunk? Fucking sad, dude.
Seems like I missed the whole party. Welcome to 2020. If you're still alive that is :D
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