Well, isn't this just fucking wonderful?

Ridley's dead apparently. I don't even know what the fuck happened. I was stuck in jail until Wednesday night when those idiots finally realized that they didn't have any reason to be keeping me there any longer. So then I decided I'd go kick Ridley's ass for real this time. When I got to the hotel though, thing were... well let's see. The Wooden Girl was there. That's one thing that was off. I don't claim to be an expert on such things, but it did seem as though she was pissed about something. I may have an idea as to what now.

Upon entering the room, two of Puppet Bitch's flunkies attacked me. I managed to take care of them, but the leading lady must've decided to vamoose while I was distracted. Ridley and Madi were nowhere to be found. Neither was that book that was apparently such a big deal. After searching around for a bit, it seems that I had just missed Madi... when the police had brought her in. From what I can gather, the Puppet Bitch just happened to be in town and started controlling Madi to fuck up the Tall Man's operations. Like when she shot the cop and brought all kinds of unwanted attention to herself. There have apparently been... other incidents which Ridley has kept quiet about. Which is very unusual...

It seems that Puppet Bitch took an interest in this book. Like every other goddamn thing in this town, apparently. She tried to have Madi steal it during the night, but Ridley woke up and caught her. Kicked her ass and pushed her out a window, apparently. Somebody found her and took her to the hospital, where of course she ended up being recognized as the cop-killer and was taken to the station after she recovered. Of course, I only found that out after I'd gone back and broke her out. Now they do kind of have a reason to come after me, unfortunately. So we got the hell out of town after that.

And that was basically it. I wasn't going to do anything with this stupid blog, because blogging is stupid. All of you, you're all stupid. Dumbasses. But earlier today we found a little present waiting for us when we broke into some house. That fucking book. Who knows how somebody even left it there for us, we just picked some random ass place to stop at. But it was indeed for us. They left a nice little note

"Hey Lucy, Madi,
Mind takin' this thing wit' y'alls for a while?
You won't say no. You a buncha pussies. Dance, I say, dance!"

Gee, wonder who that coulda been? Then Madi gets a text telling her to check the blog and we see what 'oblivion' wrote. Or, did whatever he does to post crap. Yeah. I hope Tall Man did get the asshole, he was annoying. And I was using the red text first, damn asshole plagiarizing my idea. As for Ridley... who the fuck knows? The guy's a huge dick, even moreso for sending this stupid book back to us. And I can't let the damn thing go for some reason. Something about this stupid thing seems to draw me to it. Might be why I attacked the courier bitch, I sure don't know what the hell I was thinking at the time.

This is annoying. I'm done now. There Ridley, if you're not dead, I fixed your blog up all nice for you. Now fuck off and don't ever make me do this dumb shit ever again.

all the children are insane

IT'S GONE WRONG! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? whatt he fuck happend?
 I  I DIDN'T THINK HE'D BE INVOLVED IN THIS... IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN HER SERVANTS HAD BEEN WATCHING RIDLEY FOR WEEKS! NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE, IT WAS MADI, THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WHAT TIPPED ME OFF. HOW THE FUCK COULD SHE HAVE GOTTEN TO HER THOUGH!? FUCK IT, FUCK IT ALL OH GOD

the killer awoke before dawn, HE put HIS boots; HE took a face from the ancient gallery; and HE walked on down the hall; HE went into the room where HIS sister lived, and... then HE; paid a visit to HIS brother, and then HE; HE walked on down the hall; and HE came to a door... and HE looked inside; Father, yes SON, I want to kill you; Mother... I want to... NjYgNzUgNjMgNmIgNzkgNmYgNzU=


WHY HAVE YOU COME FOR ME NOW, DARK ONE? I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING... IT ISN'T NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR SERVANT HAS DIED I DIDN'T DO THIS IT WASN'T ME JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!

ANGELOFDEATHTHEBLACKKINGTALLPALEFACELESSGENTLEMANOPERATOR HE COMES FOR THE THE LOVE FO     GOD HE COMES!!
I'M NOT SURE WHICH SIDE RUNS THIS VILLAGE...

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Lucifer Here

So Ridley...

What the hell happened back there?

You left me in Indy with those Crusader lunatics, you bastard.

I only just managed to get away from 'em. I'll be along soon. To kick your ass.

Oh, and I suppose now's as good a time as any to tell you I figured out the new password to the account. Seriously, if Iscariot couldn't keep me out, what made you think you could? Idiot.

--Lucifer