Unborn living, living, dead; Bullet strikes the helmet's head

Attention whores. All of you.

Though I'll grant that the Doors are very good for pretentious-sounding, meaningless post titles.


But really Oblivion, I thought we were done with this shit. You died. Fair and square, got your ass handed to you by the Anorexic Agent.

I really shouldn't talk about the Boss like that, He's very sensitive about His weight, you know.

Stay frosty chums. My team is all together now, so I should be back with news in a day or two. Don't worry, blogger will let you know when I've updated, there's no need to sit there and stare intently at my page waiting for an update. Go get yourself some dinner, you're starting to look like the Boss. Dammit! I'm sorry Boss, please no, don't-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............

Well, isn't this just fucking wonderful?

Ridley's dead apparently. I don't even know what the fuck happened. I was stuck in jail until Wednesday night when those idiots finally realized that they didn't have any reason to be keeping me there any longer. So then I decided I'd go kick Ridley's ass for real this time. When I got to the hotel though, thing were... well let's see. The Wooden Girl was there. That's one thing that was off. I don't claim to be an expert on such things, but it did seem as though she was pissed about something. I may have an idea as to what now.

Upon entering the room, two of Puppet Bitch's flunkies attacked me. I managed to take care of them, but the leading lady must've decided to vamoose while I was distracted. Ridley and Madi were nowhere to be found. Neither was that book that was apparently such a big deal. After searching around for a bit, it seems that I had just missed Madi... when the police had brought her in. From what I can gather, the Puppet Bitch just happened to be in town and started controlling Madi to fuck up the Tall Man's operations. Like when she shot the cop and brought all kinds of unwanted attention to herself. There have apparently been... other incidents which Ridley has kept quiet about. Which is very unusual...

It seems that Puppet Bitch took an interest in this book. Like every other goddamn thing in this town, apparently. She tried to have Madi steal it during the night, but Ridley woke up and caught her. Kicked her ass and pushed her out a window, apparently. Somebody found her and took her to the hospital, where of course she ended up being recognized as the cop-killer and was taken to the station after she recovered. Of course, I only found that out after I'd gone back and broke her out. Now they do kind of have a reason to come after me, unfortunately. So we got the hell out of town after that.

And that was basically it. I wasn't going to do anything with this stupid blog, because blogging is stupid. All of you, you're all stupid. Dumbasses. But earlier today we found a little present waiting for us when we broke into some house. That fucking book. Who knows how somebody even left it there for us, we just picked some random ass place to stop at. But it was indeed for us. They left a nice little note

"Hey Lucy, Madi,
Mind takin' this thing wit' y'alls for a while?
You won't say no. You a buncha pussies. Dance, I say, dance!"

Gee, wonder who that coulda been? Then Madi gets a text telling her to check the blog and we see what 'oblivion' wrote. Or, did whatever he does to post crap. Yeah. I hope Tall Man did get the asshole, he was annoying. And I was using the red text first, damn asshole plagiarizing my idea. As for Ridley... who the fuck knows? The guy's a huge dick, even moreso for sending this stupid book back to us. And I can't let the damn thing go for some reason. Something about this stupid thing seems to draw me to it. Might be why I attacked the courier bitch, I sure don't know what the hell I was thinking at the time.

This is annoying. I'm done now. There Ridley, if you're not dead, I fixed your blog up all nice for you. Now fuck off and don't ever make me do this dumb shit ever again.

wha thapennnnnnnne//

but matesr we was ggood mastre wy for does rrilddes mus tbepu nisehd//

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archy u noo heelp riddles?

phantnasm?

lucifer?

dolly?

Madi?

masaterr,m whello there waht brinsg you here?/

iis nooont dddoooooonnee.//

non pretttty princess riddls love tge prinxesss

kill everthing stay frostt

By the Master...

What the fuck ARchangel?

Where the fuck are you? What was that? What the hell did you do?

I can see her now. But she's only in my head right? C'mon you were just making this shit up and...
what the fuck was that?

The black masked guy, adn Lucifer and all shit everything fukctittitififjp9opkm yn8raim hflkghasfdlhkfa;hfff



Dead men tell no tales. We have come to terms.