Showing posts with label OBLIVION sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OBLIVION sucks. Show all posts

Saturday, September 10, 2011

I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run

I mean if that's alright with you Oblivion. Also,

How 'bout fuck yo damn package?

I don't care what you've done, you ain't told me shit about what any of this is about. Naw, you just keep showin' up and then weird shit happens. Hell, I ain't even actually seen you yet, so for all I know you haven't ever actually showed up anywhere and just cause weird shit to happen from a distance. Which, actually that'd be pretty damn cool, so hey, sweet if that's what you've got goin' on. But I ain't bein' your pawn. I already have a Chessmaster to control my every move and I'm sure He's much better dressed than you are.

So in short, whatever this little caper of yours is supposed to be, I want in on it. Or you can go bugger yourself.

Heh, bugger. British people use some funny words.

Now to all my peeps out there, stay frosty. And Dia, I'm glad you understand how much awesome I am. We gonna meet up, have some drinks sometime, right? Of course, you can expect me to pay. Makin' one of my fans buy the drinks would just be rude.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

SON, I AM DISAPPOINT

I REALLY DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD TAKE YOU THIS LONG TO GET OUT OF THERE. 

TICK TOCK

IT WON'T STOP. BLEED MY CHILD, BLEED. PULL YOUR DAMN SELF TOGETHER! YOU WANTED TO FIX IT BY YOURSELF SO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

SO SORRY, I KNOW WE HAD A DEAL, BUT I DO NEED TO GET SOME WORK DONE HERE. AND SINCE YOU DON'T APPEAR TO BE GOING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON, I'M GOING TO NEED TO GET SOME TOOLS THAT I CAN USE.

I'LL GIVE YOU 'TIL SUNDAY TO PUT YOURSELF BACK TOGETHER. AFTER THAT, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR DOING WHAT I MUST TO FINISH THIS.

TICK TOCK, RIDLEY, TICK TOCK.



BE SEEING YOU.