Showing posts with label red. Show all posts
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Monday, January 16, 2012

You might be dead and gone

//\\bullet through the window and through Salieri's brain. Doc starts swearing in German, muttering about how he's gonna punish the twins for disobeying orders. Personally, I just figured we needed to call it a day and get the fuck out before//\\

Salieri: How the fuck did you people get in here? This place is supposed to be shielded! You shouldn't have been able to even find-

 : Yes, well. Life's a bitch, huh?

Ridley: Too bloody right. Okay Salli, what say we go ahead and-

Salieri: Oh, go fuck yourself Ridley!

Ridley: Now that was just rude and entirely uncalled for.

Salieri: Why the fuck are here? Working for Jonas again? I'd think even the fabled "Slender Man" would be unable to forget what that bastard tried to-

Ridley: All very interesting, Salli, but that ain't really what we're here for.


"What the fuck are you doing here? I thought I made it very clear that I - "

Salieri: So what? You want the Artifact, is that it? I won't give it up, I know what Jonas wants to use it for.

 : So do we.

Glory: Artifact?

Ridley: Oh you don't have to worry about Jonas. He's not gonna be hanging around for much longer. We was just wondering... If you figured out what it was for, how come you didn't use it?

Salieri: Heheh... And do what? Kill the monster? I'm not stupid, I read the journal that was with it. I kill the thing in suit, it creates a power vacuum, everything goes to hell. Well, even more than it is. Just like with Blackwelder. 

Glory: What the hell is he talking about?

 : How did you...

Ridley: Blackwelder?

Salieri: I'm sorry, I assumed you already knew.


Salieri tried to shoot himself, but Doc had managed to slip behind him and liberate him of his gun. There was a bit of an argument regarding the //\\ Glory just shoots Doc in the head when Hazendorf (who, sorry, I don't believe I've introduced you all to him quite yet) bursts in, his shirt stained with blood, and informs us that some men from Jonas' company had just arrived outside, and they'd killed Zeon. Naturally, everyone was now united in purpose and we all helped one another get the fuck out of there without any kind of bickering or anything like that at all. Because we tight like that.//\\Shit.

"NO! Get that fucking thing out of here! Are listening to me? Get it the fuck away - "

Glory: Just what the hell is going on here? What haven't you two told me?

 : This... isn't right. But it doesn't matter. We still have to kill you regardless.

Salieri: Oh really? If I might be allowed an answer myslef, I should like to inquire as to why you haven't already.

Glory: I'd actually like to know myself. And what is this artifact he mentioned? Is this why you brought that bitch?

Ridley: Hey!

 : I can't answer that. I was only doing what Alejandro asked me to.


Ridley: I don't really think this is the time or place to be discussing this. We're running out of time.

"The Doctor said he'd keep it away from me! Stop, no"

Salieri: Oh, this is too rich.

Glory: When exactly were we going to discuss this? Now we're taking orders from that asshole again, too? What exactly is it that we're doing here?

 : Well, you see- SHIT!

Glory: Oh my god!

Ridley: Son of a bitch! And I just had this jacket cleaned!

 : Dumme Kinder! I'll fucking whip those little bastards when we get back.

Ridley: Well, it's too late now. Let's just forget about Salli, and-

 : We still need the-

Ridley: What the fuck did you do?

Glory: We're not listening to him anymore. Let's fucking go!

"Fu-"


 //\\and about a dozen of the mooks come in through the side, all guns a-blazin'. We managed to get out of their line of fire on the stairs luckily, but we also couldn't hit them without exposing ourselves. The twins showed up and started shooting at them from the roof. By that point we only had about three minutes or so left until _____ ___ showed up again, so we were cutting it pretty closely. So we were kind of relieved when Madi finally came up from the basement, and we could see that she had the artifact with her. All cool, we could get the fuck out, head home, be done with this shit and chillax.

Then Madi's head explodes.

One of the mercenaries wasn't quite dead yet and shot her in the face. Glory took him out, we retrieved the Artifact from the body, and skedaddled. //\\ So no, it wasn't exactly a clean job. But at the very least it got tied up. Mostly. I mean, we still don't know how Jonas had figured out that Salieri had the Artifact. Unless of course, he was lying about just "happening to stumble upon it." I'm not gonna judge, they're both dead.
Doc's gonna be so pissed that Glorianna shot him. 

Stay frosty.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I see Ridley's been neglecting you all. Only fair you have an idea of just how gottverdammte smoothly that job went.

//\\the last life of the night shall be fulfilled when the false knights are defeated and then shall we take our place as the rightful heirs to the great Oracle! Hail the Bloodless! Hail the Deathless! Hail Redlight!

Now if you'll excuse me, Ridley was correct. I am pissed. I'm going to go take out my anger on the source.







Thursday, December 8, 2011

Driver, where you takin' us?

the killer awoke before dawn

he put his boots on

he took a face from the ancient gallery

and he walked on down the hall

he went into the room where his sister lived and, then he

paid a visit to his brother and then he

he walked on down the hall, and

and he came to a door... and he looked inside

father

yes son

i want to kill you

mother

i want to...

ohgodimsosorryididntwantthistohappen
whathappenedwhattheFUCKhappened¿
imsorryidontrememberidontknowanything
ridleymakethemstopl00kingatme
pleaseimsorry
justmakethemleavemealonehere

Not bloody likely.

Monday, November 7, 2011

I want to help you, You have to help yourself

Sooo... fuck.

Because it just wouldn't be my life if something ridiculous and crazy didn't go down and fuck everything up. We're all here in the mindscrew office like I said, right, and Roulette is getting ready to do what he was going to do. I don't know, I was just along for the ride, kill any wayward white collar workers who might happen to be still inhabiting this godforsaken place, y'know. It didn't go exactly as planned.

Sullivan interrupted Roulette during the ritual and they started arguing about something. Sullivan pulls a gun on Roulette, shoots him twice. Death's Head is about to shoot Sullivan down, when a bullet grazes her arm. We all turn towards the Doors and see a bunch of people waltzing in through 'em. Sullivan picks up the Book and is walking over to these people, so we're figurin' out pretty quickly just what the hell is going on here. Head don't take long to recover and get really pissed, choosing to work off her anger by opening fire on the newcomers. They scatter, and before you know it the shit has hit the fan.

No-Name takes out two of 'em. I didn't know he was a revenant too and I'm not even sure how to describe what he did, but suddenly one of 'em has these black vines things burst out of their chest which grab onto the other one and go down their throat. I'd love to know what the hell that shit was, but I guess I won't be able to now, since No-Name didn't notice the guy with the sword coming up behind him.

Meanwhile, this sexy bitch in this tight bright red leather outfit is trying to kick my ass. And as a gentleman, I just couldn't bring myself to kick hers. And you shoulda seen this bitch's jugs, man, I can't believe they didn't just pop outta her top and smack me in the face. That would've been preferable to the parts of her that were hitting me. Well eventually I figured I couldn't stand for that kinda   shit, so I_∞|]á´š `th͉͈̤̰͍̘͇̞a̸̛̤̜̝̕_t∞͖̈́̿̃̓̈́̽̀̚ -+Ï¡':d ,... ,54fgh
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Because of course nobody actually listens to Ridley. They just run off to do their own
stupid fucking whatever. And now I don't know where anybody fucking is. I hate this
fucking place. Stupid building. Stupid motherfuckers. I should just leave 'em and get
myself out. And I will too, just as soon as I stop being all lost inside this fucking place.


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