Thursday, September 8, 2011

OH, COME NOW...

RIDLEY, DEAR FELLOW, DO YOU STILL NOT TRUST ME? AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER? DID I NOT MEND YOUR SANITY FOR YOU? I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE TO ABUSE IT LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN DOING, THAT'S KIND OF YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.

HOWEVER, I HAVE DECIDED TO HELP YOU OUT A BIT. AND BY EXTENSION,  I SHALL BE HELPING MYSELF. I HAVE ARRANGED FOR A DELIVERY TO BE MADE TO YOUR CURRENT LOCATION. IT SHOULD ARRIVE IN A FEW DAYS' TIME. OH, AND THERE MAY BE A LITTLE CHALLENGE FOR YOU BEFORE YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET THE PACKAGE. SO DO BE PREPARED. THIS IS IMPORTANT SO TRY NOT TO FUCK IT UP. IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR ME TO START OVER WITH A NEW PAWN. I AM ALSO ENJOYING THE MULTITUDE OF HEALTH BENEFITS THAT COME FROM HAVING YOUR MASTER LEAVE ME ALONE. PLEASE DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.

SO LET'S REVIEW, I WANT TO MAKE SURE ALL OF THIS HAS GOTTEN THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL. ARRIVAL. OF PACKAGE. YOU WILL AWAIT. FIGHT. YOU WILL. TO SECURE THE PACKAGE. STUPIDITY. YOU WILL AVOID. AT ALL COSTS.

IS THAT SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR YOU?

BE SEEING YOU.

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